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 Post subject: Re: Eat Hero, Hurt Hero, Heal Hero 2
PostPosted: Wed Mar 19, 2014 7:30 pm 
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Haldir easily wins "best lotro hair" and "most tragic death scene" awards, while Bolg is graced with "worst screen portrayal" and "worst stapled-together wounds" awards.

Haldir + 5
Bolg - 10

Azog: DEAD
Radagast: 125
Smaug: DEAD
Haldir: 40
Sebastian the Hedgehog: DEAD
Brego: 25
Grima Wormtongue: DEAD
Treebeard: 95
Bergil: 60
Yazneg: DEAD
Bolg: 65
Gwaihir: 85
Great Goblin: DEAD
Thranduil: DEAD

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Haldir uses his hair to blind Bolg and then hits him over the head with his bow.

Haldir + 5
Bolg - 10

Azog: DEAD
Radagast: 125
Smaug: DEAD
Haldir: 45
Sebastian the Hedgehog: DEAD
Brego: 25
Grima Wormtongue: DEAD
Treebeard: 95
Bergil: 60
Yazneg: DEAD
Bolg: 55
Gwaihir: 85
Great Goblin: DEAD
Thranduil: DEAD

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Bolg seeks to avenge his innocent father from his brutal murder at the hands of cowardly Elf Haldir, and bashed him in the head with his mace.

Bolg+ 5
Haldir- 10

Azog: DEAD
Radagast: 125
Smaug: DEAD
Haldir: 35
Sebastian the Hedgehog: DEAD
Brego: 25
Grima Wormtongue: DEAD
Treebeard: 95
Bergil: 60
Yazneg: DEAD
Bolg: 60
Gwaihir: 85
Great Goblin: DEAD
Thranduil: DEAD

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 20, 2014 4:14 pm 
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Bolg shows Haldir his first design and Haldir runs away terrified like the little wimp he is.

Bolg:+5
Haldir:-10

Azog: DEAD
Radagast: 125
Smaug: DEAD
Haldir: 25
Sebastian the Hedgehog: DEAD
Brego: 25
Grima Wormtongue: DEAD
Treebeard: 95
Bergil: 60
Yazneg: DEAD
Bolg: 65
Gwaihir: 85
Great Goblin: DEAD
Thranduil: DEAD

Goddamn Haldir fans are gangin up on Bolg again...
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Bolg gives Haldir a wedgie.

Bolg:+5
Haldir:-10

Azog: DEAD
Radagast: 125
Smaug: DEAD
Haldir: 15
Sebastian the Hedgehog: DEAD
Brego: 25
Grima Wormtongue: DEAD
Treebeard: 95
Bergil: 60
Yazneg: DEAD
Bolg: 70
Gwaihir: 85
Great Goblin: DEAD
Thranduil: DEAD

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Bolg tries to hold out against the onslaught of good hero's left, but he knows he has no chance. Haldir laughs and shoots him, realizing that if he's to go out, he's been involved with the majority of the others, deaths. He's okay with his KD ratio.

Haldir: +5
Bolg:-10


Azog: DEAD
Radagast: 125
Smaug: DEAD
Haldir: 20
Sebastian the Hedgehog: DEAD
Brego: 25
Grima Wormtongue: DEAD
Treebeard: 95
Bergil: 60
Yazneg: DEAD
Bolg: 60
Gwaihir: 85
Great Goblin: DEAD
Thranduil: DEAD



Sneaking really close to almost to close together there to post goth...

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Knife in the Dark wrote:
Sneaking really close to almost to close together there to post goth...


He is too close isn't he? By like 7 minutes? (Maths isn't brilliant).
Guess we can let you off. :o

Haldir tries to go out in a blaze of glory by attacking the next lowest Hero, which just so happens to be Brego, who he packs into a cart ready to be sent to Mordor glue factory.

Haldir +5
Brego -10

Azog: DEAD
Radagast: 125
Smaug: DEAD
Haldir: 25
Sebastian the Hedgehog: DEAD
Brego: 15
Grima Wormtongue: DEAD
Treebeard: 95
Bergil: 60
Yazneg: DEAD
Bolg: 60
Gwaihir: 85
Great Goblin: DEAD
Thranduil: DEAD

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Bolg sees he is close to avenging his father and gives Haldir a mushroom soup, BUT it's
poisoned! (evil plot twist)

Bolg:+5
Haldir:-10

Azog: DEAD
Radagast: 125
Smaug: DEAD
Haldir: 15
Sebastian the Hedgehog: DEAD
Brego: 15
Grima Wormtongue: DEAD
Treebeard: 95
Bergil: 60
Yazneg: DEAD
Bolg: 65
Gwaihir: 85
Great Goblin: DEAD
Thranduil: DEAD
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Haldir goes for the prize and continues his onslaught!

Bolg:-10
Haldir:+5

Azog: DEAD
Radagast: 125
Smaug: DEAD
Haldir: 20
Sebastian the Hedgehog: DEAD
Brego: 15
Grima Wormtongue: DEAD
Treebeard: 95
Bergil: 60
Yazneg: DEAD
Bolg: 55
Gwaihir: 85
Great Goblin: DEAD
Thranduil: DEAD

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Sorry about being 3 minutes too soon, I was using a different clock and was trying for exactly 16 hours. This time I played safe and waited for much more hours.

Bolg presses his advantage in the duel.

Haldir: -10
Bolg: +5

Azog: DEAD
Radagast: 125
Smaug: DEAD
Haldir: 10
Sebastian the Hedgehog: DEAD
Brego: 15
Grima Wormtongue: DEAD
Treebeard: 95
Bergil: 60
Yazneg: DEAD
Bolg: 60
Gwaihir: 85
Great Goblin: DEAD
Thranduil: DEAD

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Haldir battles back, pushing for one final blow.

Haldir: +5
Bolg: -10

Azog: DEAD
Radagast: 125
Smaug: DEAD
Haldir: 15
Sebastian the Hedgehog: DEAD
Brego: 15
Grima Wormtongue: DEAD
Treebeard: 95
Bergil: 60
Yazneg: DEAD
Bolg: 50
Gwaihir: 85
Great Goblin: DEAD
Thranduil: DEAD

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He may defeat Haldir, but Bolg will not survive for long. Lost in this thought process Haldir strikes bolg again.


Haldir: +5
Bolg: -10

Azog: DEAD
Radagast: 125
Smaug: DEAD
Haldir: 20
Sebastian the Hedgehog: DEAD
Brego: 15
Grima Wormtongue: DEAD
Treebeard: 95
Bergil: 60
Yazneg: DEAD
Bolg: 40
Gwaihir: 85
Great Goblin: DEAD
Thranduil: DEAD


I was just kidding goth, not hard feelings mate! 8)

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Bolg's next blow hits Haldir with the force of a hundred Orcs, and Haldir falls sprawled in the mud.


Bolg: +5
Haldir: -10

Azog: DEAD
Radagast: 125
Smaug: DEAD
Haldir: 10
Sebastian the Hedgehog: DEAD
Brego: 15
Grima Wormtongue: DEAD
Treebeard: 95
Bergil: 60
Yazneg: DEAD
Bolg: 45
Gwaihir: 85
Great Goblin: DEAD
Thranduil: DEAD


Ty Knifey 8)

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Haldir laughs that Bolg needed the force of a hundred orcs to give him a mud bath. He lawsuits Bolg straight into a tree by himself.

Bolg: -10
Haldir: +5

Azog: DEAD
Radagast: 125
Smaug: DEAD
Haldir: 15
Sebastian the Hedgehog: DEAD
Brego: 15
Grima Wormtongue: DEAD
Treebeard: 95
Bergil: 60
Yazneg: DEAD
Bolg: 35
Gwaihir: 85
Great Goblin: DEAD
Thranduil: DEAD

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Bolg explains to Haldir that there are no lawsuits in middle-earth. Haldir stabs himself.

Bolg:+5
Haldir:-10

Azog: DEAD
Radagast: 125
Smaug: DEAD
Haldir: 5
Sebastian the Hedgehog: DEAD
Brego: 15
Grima Wormtongue: DEAD
Treebeard: 95
Bergil: 60
Yazneg: DEAD
Bolg: 40
Gwaihir: 85
Great Goblin: DEAD
Thranduil: DEAD
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Haldir, being so awesome, misses the stab and hits Bolg with it.

Bolg:-10
Haldir:+5

Azog: DEAD
Radagast: 125
Smaug: DEAD
Haldir: 10
Sebastian the Hedgehog: DEAD
Brego: 15
Grima Wormtongue: DEAD
Treebeard: 95
Bergil: 60
Yazneg: DEAD
Bolg: 30
Gwaihir: 85
Great Goblin: DEAD
Thranduil: DEAD

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Bolg proceeds to bash in Haldir's head much the same way as Gregor Clegane bashed Aegon's head. Haldir's corpse is found by Brego.

Haldir:- 10 (Dead)
Bolg: +5

Azog: DEAD
Radagast: 125
Smaug: DEAD
Haldir: DEAD
Sebastian the Hedgehog: DEAD
Brego: 15
Grima Wormtongue: DEAD
Treebeard: 95
Bergil: 60
Yazneg: DEAD
Bolg: 35
Gwaihir: 85
Great Goblin: DEAD
Thranduil: DEAD

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Radagast, going ever so slightly mental, forgets everything about Seb's death and then Bolg tells him about it again. Orc speak mostly consists of words for killing making it somewhat a rather awful language to explain things in. Radagast mishears Bolg and somehow gets the gist that Bolg was the one who killed poor ickle Seby-weby. Radagast thinks for a little while before going full out insane, he rips Bolg's arm off and starts punching him with it.
By the end of the ordeal Bolg needs facial surgery to attempt to repair his former self esteem. Gwaihir is the Surgeon. 2 hours later and Bolg walks out with a rather snazzy turnip for a face (eagles aren't so great with their hands (mainly owing to the fact that they don't have any))

Radagast +5
Bolg -10

Azog: DEAD
Radagast: 130
Smaug: DEAD
Haldir: DEAD
Sebastian the Hedgehog: DEAD
Brego: 15
Grima Wormtongue: DEAD
Treebeard: 95
Bergil: 60
Yazneg: DEAD
Bolg: 25
Gwaihir: 85
Great Goblin: DEAD
Thranduil: DEAD

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Bolg takes revenge on Radagast.

Bolg:+5
Radagast:-10


Azog: DEAD
Radagast: 120
Smaug: DEAD
Haldir: DEAD
Sebastian the Hedgehog: DEAD
Brego: 15
Grima Wormtongue: DEAD
Treebeard: 95
Bergil: 60
Yazneg: DEAD
Bolg: 30
Gwaihir: 85
Great Goblin: DEAD
Thranduil: DEAD
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(Nooooooooooooooooo Haldirs dead :( well...he had a good run, a very good one actually....)

Radagast deems it proper (with the little sanity he has left) to avenge his fallen friends; elf and rodent alike. He gets the records from Gwahir about where Bolg lives and sets of to teach him a lesson in humane fighting tactics. By beating him up!

Bolg:-10
Radagast:+5


Azog: DEAD
Radagast: 125
Smaug: DEAD
Haldir: DEAD
Sebastian the Hedgehog: DEAD
Brego: 15
Grima Wormtongue: DEAD
Treebeard: 95
Bergil: 60
Yazneg: DEAD
Bolg: 20
Gwaihir: 85
Great Goblin: DEAD
Thranduil: DEAD

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