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GothmogtheWerewolf
 Post subject: Re: Eat Hero, Hurt Hero, Heal Hero 2
PostPosted: Mon Mar 24, 2014 8:58 pm 
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Bolg rides on Brego to escape from the crazy TARDIS-owning wizard, but the poor horse I snot used to Bolg's weight and stumbles.

Brego:-10
Bolg:+5


Azog: DEAD
Radagast: 125
Smaug: DEAD
Haldir: DEAD
Sebastian the Hedgehog: DEAD
Brego: 5
Grima Wormtongue: DEAD
Treebeard: 95
Bergil: 60
Yazneg: DEAD
Bolg: 25
Gwaihir: 85
Great Goblin: DEAD
Thranduil: DEAD

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 Post subject: Re: Eat Hero, Hurt Hero, Heal Hero 2
PostPosted: Tue Mar 25, 2014 1:12 am 
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After Bolg tumbles off the Brego, he slowly gets up to watch a huge rock come crashing down, on him. He is promptly crushed and takes maximum amount of damage from the blow (rolled a 6). The rock suspeciously seemed to be the work of treebeard who seems to be practicing his batting skills for the upcoming ent baseball season. Unfortantly for Bolg the baseballs are boulders.


Bolg:-20


Azog: DEAD
Radagast: 125
Smaug: DEAD
Haldir: DEAD
Sebastian the Hedgehog: DEAD
Brego: 5
Grima Wormtongue: DEAD
Treebeard: 95
Bergil: 60
Yazneg: DEAD
Bolg: 5
Gwaihir: 85
Great Goblin: DEAD
Thranduil: DEAD

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 Post subject: Re: Eat Hero, Hurt Hero, Heal Hero 2
PostPosted: Tue Mar 25, 2014 6:12 pm 
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Radagast puts an end to the evil that infects this thread with a swift smack of his epic staff into Bolgs nose.


Bolg:-10 (DEAD)
Radagast:+5

Azog: DEAD
Radagast: 130
Smaug: DEAD
Haldir: DEAD
Sebastian the Hedgehog: DEAD
Brego: 5
Grima Wormtongue: DEAD
Treebeard: 95
Bergil: 60
Yazneg: DEAD
Bolg: DEAD
Gwaihir: 85
Great Goblin: DEAD
Thranduil: DEAD

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 25, 2014 8:58 pm 
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Gwaihir picks up Brego to escort him out of the danger zone but accidentally drops him, causing him to fall too. Gwaihir soon hears the happy chirping of his nestlings.


Brego: -10 (DEAD)
Gwaihir: +5

Azog: DEAD
Radagast: 130
Smaug: DEAD
Haldir: DEAD
Sebastian the Hedgehog: DEAD
Brego: DEAD
Grima Wormtongue: DEAD
Treebeard: 95
Bergil: 60
Yazneg: DEAD
Bolg: DEAD
Gwaihir: 90
Great Goblin: DEAD
Thranduil: DEAD

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 26, 2014 7:11 pm 
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Bergil decides to seek glory and sets out to find a worthy foe to vanquish. However he soon finds out most of the evil of the land has been ousted. So he desides to find TreeBeard and hunt him down.


Bergil: +5
TreeBeard: -10

Azog: DEAD
Radagast: 130
Smaug: DEAD
Haldir: DEAD
Sebastian the Hedgehog: DEAD
Brego: DEAD
Grima Wormtongue: DEAD
Treebeard: 85
Bergil: 65
Yazneg: DEAD
Bolg: DEAD
Gwaihir: 90
Great Goblin: DEAD
Thranduil: DEAD

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 27, 2014 12:14 am 
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Bergil continues his attack on Treebeard, tripping him up by poking him in the foot with his sword.


Bergil: +5
TreeBeard: -10

Azog: DEAD
Radagast: 130
Smaug: DEAD
Haldir: DEAD
Sebastian the Hedgehog: DEAD
Brego: DEAD
Grima Wormtongue: DEAD
Treebeard: 75
Bergil: 70
Yazneg: DEAD
Bolg: DEAD
Gwaihir: 90
Great Goblin: DEAD
Thranduil: DEAD

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 28, 2014 1:10 am 
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Bergil attacks TreeBeard more to show him how awesome he really is. TreeBeard gets incredibly confused at the small child who is poking him.


Bergil: +5
TreeBeard: -10

Azog: DEAD
Radagast: 130
Smaug: DEAD
Haldir: DEAD
Sebastian the Hedgehog: DEAD
Brego: DEAD
Grima Wormtongue: DEAD
Treebeard: 65
Bergil: 75
Yazneg: DEAD
Bolg: DEAD
Gwaihir: 90
Great Goblin: DEAD
Thranduil: DEAD

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 28, 2014 2:12 am 
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Gwaihir wonders why Bergil gets all the fun and decides to join in, and nicks a few branches of Treebeard to make a nest, for fun.


Gwaihir: +5
TreeBeard: -10

Azog: DEAD
Radagast: 130
Smaug: DEAD
Haldir: DEAD
Sebastian the Hedgehog: DEAD
Brego: DEAD
Grima Wormtongue: DEAD
Treebeard: 55
Bergil: 75
Yazneg: DEAD
Bolg: DEAD
Gwaihir: 95
Great Goblin: DEAD
Thranduil: DEAD

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 29, 2014 6:12 am 
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Feeling betrayed and not to be out done by a bird TreeBeard throws a rock at Gwahir. Bergil gets a kick out of nature fighting itself and takes a break.


Gwaihir: -10
Bergil: +5

Azog: DEAD
Radagast: 130
Smaug: DEAD
Haldir: DEAD
Sebastian the Hedgehog: DEAD
Brego: DEAD
Grima Wormtongue: DEAD
Treebeard: 55
Bergil: 80
Yazneg: DEAD
Bolg: DEAD
Gwaihir: 85
Great Goblin: DEAD
Thranduil: DEAD

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 29, 2014 9:37 am 
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Bergil decides to hunt Radagast for his illegal consumption of magic mushrooms!

Bergil:+5
Radagast:-10

Azog: DEAD
Radagast: 120
Smaug: DEAD
Haldir: DEAD
Sebastian the Hedgehog: DEAD
Brego: DEAD
Grima Wormtongue: DEAD
Treebeard: 55
Bergil: 85
Yazneg: DEAD
Bolg: DEAD
Gwaihir: 85
Great Goblin: DEAD
Thranduil: DEAD
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 30, 2014 12:48 am 
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Bergil accidentally injests a mushroom and thinks he is slaying a dragon when he is really just hitting Radagast over and over again.

Bergil:+5
Radagast:-10

Azog: DEAD
Radagast: 110
Smaug: DEAD
Haldir: DEAD
Sebastian the Hedgehog: DEAD
Brego: DEAD
Grima Wormtongue: DEAD
Treebeard: 55
Bergil: 90
Yazneg: DEAD
Bolg: DEAD
Gwaihir: 85
Great Goblin: DEAD
Thranduil: DEAD[/quote]

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PostPosted: Sun Mar 30, 2014 1:45 am 
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Gwaihir continues to build his nest out of ol Treebeard.

Gwaihir:+5
Treebeard:-10

Azog: DEAD
Radagast: 110
Smaug: DEAD
Haldir: DEAD
Sebastian the Hedgehog: DEAD
Brego: DEAD
Grima Wormtongue: DEAD
Treebeard: 45
Bergil: 90
Yazneg: DEAD
Bolg: DEAD
Gwaihir: 90
Great Goblin: DEAD
Thranduil: DEAD

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 03, 2014 2:50 am 
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Bergil hides his sword on TreeBeard, while he's sleeping, and later on Gwahir cuts himself during his assault.

Gwaihir:-10
Bergil:+5

Azog: DEAD
Radagast: 110
Smaug: DEAD
Haldir: DEAD
Sebastian the Hedgehog: DEAD
Brego: DEAD
Grima Wormtongue: DEAD
Treebeard: 45
Bergil: 95
Yazneg: DEAD
Bolg: DEAD
Gwaihir: 80
Great Goblin: DEAD
Thranduil: DEAD

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PostPosted: Sun Apr 06, 2014 7:23 am 
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Bergil makes an omlet, unfortunately for Gwaihir the eggs may have belonged to him...

(I feel kinda bad double posting, but it's been 3 days....I won't do it again, probably :P )

Gwaihir:-10
Bergil:+5

Azog: DEAD
Radagast: 110
Smaug: DEAD
Haldir: DEAD
Sebastian the Hedgehog: DEAD
Brego: DEAD
Grima Wormtongue: DEAD
Treebeard: 45
Bergil: 100
Yazneg: DEAD
Bolg: DEAD
Gwaihir: 70
Great Goblin: DEAD
Thranduil: DEAD

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PostPosted: Sat May 10, 2014 12:42 am 
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Gwaihir picks up Bergil and drops him on his head.

Gwaihir 5
Bergil 10

Azog: DEAD
Radagast: 110
Smaug: DEAD
Haldir: DEAD
Sebastian the Hedgehog: DEAD
Brego: DEAD
Grima Wormtongue: DEAD
Treebeard: 45
Bergil: 90
Yazneg: DEAD
Bolg: DEAD
Gwaihir: 75
Great Goblin: DEAD
Thranduil: DEAD

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